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jusdeadphunky
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:50 pm    Post subject: virus Reply with quote
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The George Bush Virus -
Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus -
Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus -
Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus -
Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus -
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus -
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus -
Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus -
Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus -
Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus -
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus -
Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus -
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
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brandal
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
OG F'N GOD, THAT IS PERHAPS THE FUNNIEST THANG I HAVE READ IN A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM GOING TO SEND THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND CLAIM IT AS MY OWN
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jusdeadphunky
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
brandal wrote:


I AM GOING TO SEND THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND CLAIM IT AS MY OWN


the beauty of the internet...

i love it when i forward something like this and someone asks me if i am the creator. hahaha
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