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exton
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:38 am    Post subject: Rape, ducks, and evolution Reply with quote
Male ducks gang-rape female ducks.

Because i'm sure everyone really wanted to know that.
(And if you like that fun fact, get this: male ducks also engage in homosexual necrophilia)

But the point is, ducks rape other ducks. And this, apparently, results in some evolutionary wierdness going on.

It appears to be the case that the oviducts (duck vaginas) of female ducks have been changing such that they're more...difficult to navigate. Curvy, dead-ends, that sort of thing. This is to foil would-be duck rapists; a male duck cannot inseminate a female duck if he puts his penis (or, rather, the analagous structure in ducks called a phallous) in the wrong place. Or if it can't fit it in right.

And duck penises have been evolving in response; they've been taking on wierd shapes to better navigate the insides of a female duck.

I'm not making this up.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04.....ref=slogin
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: Rape, ducks, and evolution Reply with quote
exton wrote:
Male ducks gang-rape female ducks.

Because i'm sure everyone really wanted to know that.
(And if you like that fun fact, get this: male ducks also engage in homosexual necrophilia)

But the point is, ducks rape other ducks. And this, apparently, results in some evolutionary wierdness going on.

It appears to be the case that the oviducts (duck vaginas) of female ducks have been changing such that they're more...difficult to navigate. Curvy, dead-ends, that sort of thing. This is to foil would-be duck rapists; a male duck cannot inseminate a female duck if he puts his penis (or, rather, the analagous structure in ducks called a phallous) in the wrong place. Or if it can't fit it in right.

And duck penises have been evolving in response; they've been taking on wierd shapes to better navigate the insides of a female duck.

I'm not making this up.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04.....ref=slogin


Curvy-dicked-ducks?
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Weird.
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
exton wrote:
Yes.



Ya just had ta go and post a pic, didn't ya?......
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's duck porn.
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ain't the internet a wunnerful place?!
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wow man...good post.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
hilarious
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wonder what is up with that star? It is like one of those cheesy little stars that the use in porno advertisement to censor the obscenity. Or, as I like to call it, "The Event Horizon" lololol
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think that, and the arrows, are markers for a caption.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
This thread should have a PG13 rating.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
With all the sex and pictures of penises, more like nc-17
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can we put it into the title?
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lester wrote:
Can we put it into the title?


Exton is the one who started the duck cock thread and did not give it a rating. He is the one that they (By they, I mean the men who wear dark suits with dark or mirrored sunglasses, who lurk deep underneath Langley Virginia) will go after. Cool


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